Bizarre, sick and disgusting season ;)

Whilst we folks are patiently awaiting the much anticipated 'Dark Night of the Werewolf' I've decided that it's about time that I delved into the dark, whacky, bizarre and downright grotesque side of horror, this is pretty much why I created this blog to watch the almost un-watchable and surreal, which I've achieved to an extent so far but I haven't really pushed myself.

I've picked quite a mixed bag of movies and I'm getting some help from my beloved Deadpit forums, I want to achieve 10 movies in 10 weekends, however I got extremely enthusiastic and picked 20!!! So I've enlisted help in counting these bad, nasty babies down and when the poll finishes I'll pick the most popular 10 to review  :) I'll be starting the reviews from the 23rd!

I'll treat you to a random 6 off the list.....


The Masturbating Gunman: A really surreal Australian about a hired detective who likes smelling women's underwear whose rescuing a kidnapped nun, yeah that explains everything. Here's a rather awful but epic action scene from the movie-    

The Masturbating Gunman Arrives


Begotten: An entirely visual arty piece into the life cycle of the gods, well at least that's what as been summarised from this odd black and white mind fuck. I've just watched about 6 mins of footage from the beginning and if you ever wondered what it would look like if god was a crazy man disembowelling himself with a straight razor here we are-

God Disembowelling Himself


964 Pinocchio: This is from the same guy who made Tetsuo:Ironman so if you've seen that you get a vague idea of how weird this could be or as IMDB puts it " lobotomised cyborg sex slave, is thrown out onto the street by his owners because of his inability to maintain an erection. He is befriended by a criminally insane, memory-wiped, homeless girl. Meanwhile, the corporate entity who manufactured and sold him plots to kill him because of his malfunction"  So there you have it!

964 Pinocchio Trailer

I also found two clips from the movie that I found quite entertaining -

964 Pinocchio: Grocery Store

964 Pinocchio: Extremely Bizarre Puking Scene


Deathbed: The Bed That Eats: What more can I can then it's an evil bed that eats people, yeah seriously, an evil bed that eats people and not in the same glorious fashion when Johnny Depp gets sucked into the bed in Nightmare on Elm Street -

Deathbed Eating Various Things


Wedding Trough (Vase de Noces): Farmer lives alone, farmer meets sow, farmer falls in love with sow, farmer gives her one, they live happily ever after with mutant hybrd human/piglets, lovely stuff, until farmer gets mad and kills them. I've read that he also likes to eat some pretty disgusting things, if anyone votes this one I'll hunt you down ha ha -

Wedding Trough/Vase de Noces Trailer 



Exterminator City: LOL, I've actually been wanting to see this movie for a long time now, so if it looks like it will get little chance of getting voted in then I'll be reviewing it soon definitely.
The story goes that a robotic pest controller goes on a murderous rampage, who wouldn't especially if you're not as cool as HAL or Bender! What can stop this robotic monster, a tough robotic cop and a hard nosed robotic psychiatrist. This movie also has some of the best clips ever on Youtube -

Don't watch either of these unless you're ready to almost wet yourself or cry tears of laughter like I just have haha

Exterminator City: Robot Sword Fight

Exterminator City: Police Car Chase

Exterminator City: Inside The Crazy Robot's Head


Well that was a taster of 6 movies from the list of 20. I could be reviewing any one of those or something completely different off the list that I haven't featured here :)  wish me luck!!