BOOBIES!! ROBOTS!!! MORE BOOBIES!! PETE BURNS!!! HITLER DEMON!!!
What more does a bisexual sci-fi fan and all-round lover of the bizarre want from a movie...
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| An evil robotic stare that can kill around 20 porno actresses from the 1990s |
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| Or just make Jesus bleed with despair at how terrible a catholic psycho-droid you are! |
Exterminator City or "Just what the world needs, another schizophrenic toaster" is one of the most epic so bad it's brilliant films I have ever seen, in 2027 one pest controller robot decides he's had enough of living in the futuristic city of Atro City (which seems to also be spelt wrong on occasions by the film makers, they also spell vehicle wrong in one of the scenes) so when you dare to watch this and wonder if it was made by retards, it quite obviously was!!
The psycho pest droid or RoboBates as I will now forever call him takes on the newly found career of murdering many a topless old washed up porn actress and Pete Burns cue all the boobies and softcore fondling from such wonderful old has-been beauties listed with names like FemBomb and Mistress Persephone.
The only things that can get in the way of his boobies and stabbing fest in the name of the almighty lord God, turns out RoboBates is a regular religious fanatic, are Tough Robotic Cop (who says bitch for almost every other word) and Psychiatrist RoboLoomis (who has the most intense stare in a sword fight ever that it literally brings you to tears ha ha)
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| "I think he's left us a clue here bitch" |
Atro City has a population of topless, semi-naked to naked females all just going about their daily business of blowing bubbles whilst bouncing their plastic fun-bags, getting home; taking their bra off and playing with their silicone love mounds, saying how lonely they feel and going to masturbate whilst caressing their inflated watermelons, the list goes on and on, soo many things you can be doing whilst having your jugs out and can get killed by a psychotic religious RoboBates whilst doing them, who'd have thunk it??!! Although he gets somewhat lazy with his kills towards the end...he's just throwing the knife at them with little effort.
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| RoboBates doesn't need to dress up as his mama to get you..... |
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| ghost of porno past. |
The quality of this film is out-standing, look at the amazing special effects, the robots are pretty great in their low-rent z-grade budget look and there's the epic flying cars -
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| By god will I own one of these in 2027 bitch |
As the plot thickens our heros Tough Robotic Cop and RoboLoomis are getting very close to RoboBates, one of the topless babes he attacks survives and she could give testimony against him, the problem being that he's turned her into a mutant of sorts, she's only fit to do the extremely specialised fetish porn now and she won't talk apart from describing RoboBates as "just another fucking machine maaaaaaaan" like some strung out old hippy ranting about employees of the government.
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| Don't you just love it when an agent from the IRS shows-up |
Robobates is clearly out of his fucking robotic mind look at what happens when you place him in the electric chair and some shitty Elvis impersonating robot flips the switch -
And this is what happens when RoboLoomis uses his state of the art technology to look inside his head, kinda like The Cell but with a much lower budget and better acting -
That scene also has two of the best quotes from the movie "He's got fucking issues" he's butchering half naked porn stars under the guise that he's a prophet from god if that's not having "fucking issues" already then I don't know what is and "Embrace the insanity" by the time you're at this part of the movie you already did that after you've seen RoboBates getting chased by the police car -
I will admit that this movie genuinely made me laugh so much, and is ripe with many great scenes that are just so unbelievable, I like to think that this film was solely made to be an unholdy Sci-Fi/Horror/Soft Porn love-child and not to be taken seriously in any way shape or form. You do need to be as daft as I am to endure though, I sent the link to watch it to my friend Vaughn, he was extremely brave and got to the 10min mark ha ha ha.
In an attempt to understand the insanity, Tough Robotic Cop and RoboLoomis learn how RoboBates becomes the lean mean titty-stabbing machine that he is....Mother issues? Mental Break-down? Porno actress once broke his heart? Nope.... just turns out he was brain-washed by 90s Rave Bot who had reprogrammed him.
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| What is with that gold jacket? |
Top favourite religious imagery moments-
-The bible gives RoboBates a bollocking...
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| YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION!!! BITCH. |
- Hitler makes a guest appearance as a chubby demon on the left shoulder of RoboBates instructing him too kill.....
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| *Insert every inappropriate Hitler and the Nazi joke or reference here please* |
Most bizarre animal death -
There was a lot of animal death and destruction, as well as killing bugs and pests, RoboBates decapitates a dog and manages to impale a tiger on a huge wooden stick...
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| Tiger popsicle anyone? |
Best way to kill time whilst waiting for a serial killer to get his next fake booby babe turns into best ever robot sword fight -
This scene was just stuck in randomly and for the lols obviously, if you watch the clip on Youtube without the context behind it, you would assume that this is like the boss battle/ final fight at the end of the film, but it's not, it's a jammed in albeit hilarious scene where Tough Robotic Cop seems to have decided that they'll take a break from the rather enthralling chase of RoboBates and wait for him to strike his next victim by having a sword fight -
Just look at the intense concentration on RoboLoomis face
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| My sword is bigger then yours |
Best cameo appearance by has-been celebrity-
Ever wonder what happened to that now plastic fantastic hack of Dead or Alive fame.....
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| PETE BURNS: Looking better now then he did in the 80s |
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| Yep he's still looking pretty classy........ |
I would highly recommend this film if you want to watch some crappy robots and a whole lot of
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J-Lo was lookin' good in The Cell. Though I'll probably regret it, I've added Exterminator City to my Netflix queue along with a 2008 film, Cyborg Soldier, which according to Netflix was also enjoyed by people who liked Exterminator City.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to seek out Cyborg Soldier then lol, and you won't regret it ;)
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