"Yes of course Fred, although we know that it wasn't the last time we were to see David Carradine in that position.
So here we have it Evil Toons or '3 hot girls and the nerdy one with glasses find out that being able to read Latin unleashes a demonic horny cartoon dog'. One of the first lessons you learn in this film is that if Dick Miller of Gremlins frame ever employs you clean a creepy old house just don't do it. The beginning of this film is quite ironic and rather awkward as you watch David Carradine introduce himself both willingly and happily to a noose while the number of jokes that goes through your mind is phenomenal but as tempting as it maybe ;) I think I'll leave you all hanging on that one.
A big dark scary house (where David got his kicks in the basement) and a big scary pervert (Mr.Miller's views of the girls involves a very close camera shot of each girl's gusset as they bend over "niiice") our 4 willing college girls trying to earn an extra dime with a cleaning company; The dark haired Temptress/tramp/ex-porn star Madison Stone who most of the school football team are scoring tries with, the two blonde's who really look alike and seem to be "the sensible grown-ups" one of them which is fellow ex-porn star Barbara Dare and the gawky frumpy one in glasses who we later find out has a cracking set underneath those shapeless jumpers thanks to tramp and her seductive dancing. It comes as no surprise that they were all in porn at some point.
Mr. Carradine comes back and delivers the book/necronomicon type thing to our busty heroines, in my belief this book should have been given far more lines then it had, the purely terrible puns this thing came out with were shocking!! "I never knew you were one to jump to conclusions" it cackles has Carradine jumps off the stool with the rope around his neck, maybe "I never knew you were into this shit" would have been more apt.
The one piece of advice that it does give that I should have followed "in times of trouble let your conscious be your guide" why didn't I listen to my own conscious before I watched this!!
Once they receive the book, they get little miss glasses whose smart but with great tits to translate it, obviously after they've got a good peek at the strange perverted cartoon drawings "look where his tongue's going" that gives you an idea of ancient demon porn.
Once the Latin has been read our friend the horny cartoon dog emerges, whilst he *cough* struggles with our little tramp Madison the other girls just think she's getting boned by her football boyfriend and yes you heard me horny cartoon dog!!
This film just gets even more insane when the dog then proceeds to take over the ex-porn star's body and wants to get a bit freaky with old geeky but nice rack can read Latin girl. This whole movie just has you sitting there thinking lol that dog is one lucky guy having his gory but wicked way with soo many ex-porn babes and DICK MILLER!!
Who thought his own pervertedness could be used against him, the dog while inhibiting Madison's body seduces him into the basement after a rather pervy neighbour sensed there was something going on in the house and called him to check it out.
Needless to say Dick got finished off. Eventually we have David Carradine to the rescue, geeky gets saved from a doggy style roasting in-front of the fire and in goes the book (noo!! we enjoyed his puns so much, he was keeping this movie alive with hope for me)
"I'll get you in the sequel for this" cries the horny cartoon dog as he melts away much like the villain in Who framed Roger Rabbit.
The ending could have easily been the "Who shot JR?" dream sequence, needless to say they lived to fight and f**k cartoon dogs again.
If a Necronomicon turns up on your door-step; Carradine isn't dead just waiting to destroy an evil cartoon dog, once your brainy friend who reads Latin figures it out. Turns out Olen was predicting the truth.
Certainly not something you would expect to see on Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
